Saturday, September 6, 2008

Out-of-Office Responses

My dad sent this to me a while ago. I found it again and had to share it. It's just too funny.

Just in case you need a new out-of-office reply when you go on vacation:

Some of the best "out of office" automatic email replies.

1. I am currently out of the office on a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

3. Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.

4. I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I am back from vacation. Please be patient, and your emails will be deleted in the order they were received.

5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

6. The email server is unable to identify your server connection. Your email has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again.

7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

8. Hi, I'm thinking about what you just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.

9. I've run away to join a different circus.

10. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Kate' instead of Dave.

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