Mira screamed from the bathroom, "Mom! It's an emergency!!" I come half-running and discover an inch of water on the bathroom floor, coming out onto the carpet. Matthew had unrolled an entire MEGA roll of Charmin, stuffed it in the toilet, and flushed. (Thankfully, I had just cleaned and bleached the toilet, so I wasn't freaked out too much.) But I used every spare towel in the closet to sop up the mess.